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Imaginary Lovelife

Summer na summer na pero 'eto ako at nanlalamig! #EmoMuchDespite the fact that I'm uber busy left and right, nakaisip na naman ako ng kakaibang trip. It might sound pathetic pero ok lang.Effective...

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PASA LOAD

Hindi ka kumibo nang sabihin kong baka ito na ang huli nating pagkikita. Ilang segundong tingin lang ang tugon mo. Hindi ko alam kung okay lang sa'yo o hindi ka lang naniniwala. Baka nasanay ka na sa...

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SAY NO TO DRUGS... and LOOM BANDS!

Dahil nasa mood akong mambasag ng trip ng iba, hear me out here!Let's talk about LOOM BANDS. Trip mo ba ang all of a sudden popularity ng mga kininam na mulit-colored lastiko? 'Di ko gets! Why oh why?...

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PBO Special Movie Screening For A Cause: LUCY Starring Scarlett Johansson

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Tanga Wala. Walang Tanga.

Kung sinasabi mong sinabi ko at sinasabi mong may nasasabi ako, ano 'yang pinagsasabi mo?Kung inaakala mong aakalain ko ang inaakala mo, akala mo lang 'yun!Kung nagwawala ka dahil walang-wala ka,...

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WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?

How many have you tried among the following items?1. Shoplifting in any department stores, groceries, supermarkets or alike within the last five years2. Engaging in an outdoor sexual encounter with a...

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Iskwater Lang

'Pag tahimik, galit na agad?Hindi ba pwedeng wala lang masabi?'Pag tumitig, in love na agad?Hindi ba pwedeng tulala at may iniisip lang?'Pag nag-extra rice, matakaw na agad?Hindi ba pwedeng rice person...

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BITTER ka ba?

Hindi ako bitter. Hindi ka bitter. Walang taong bitter.1st Sypmtom ng Pagka-bitter: In Denial!Kaipokritahan ang claiming na hindi naging bitter kailanman. Paano ba masasabing nagmamapait ang isang tao?...

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Maitawid Lang

Hey, matagal akong nawala, napansin mo ba?I'm not surprised.No, I didn't quit. Hindi dahil tinatamad lang.Hindi rin dahil sabaw.Maraming pwedeng inspirasyon.Maraming pwedeng panghugutan ng...

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7 Things To Do On Valentine's Day If You're Single

Valentine's Day na!Supsupan na naman ng mga puso! Perfect na araw para sa mga lovers out there. Para sa mga uber excited madiligan ng ambon ng kalandian - araw niyo 'to!Marami na naman ang magiging...

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Confession of a Bully Blogger - Unedited

Every time I try to blog again, hindi ko alam kung paano sisimulan. Ayaw na yata sa 'kin ng blogging. Hindi ko alam kung sabaw lang. Feeling ko dahil masalimuot lang talaga 'yung experiences ko...

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Sawsaw Edition: The Unfortunate Incident of Krisel Mallari

*This is inspired by an exciting blogpost. Please 'wag seryosohin!Hot topic ngayong graduation season ang kumalat na video ni Krisel Mallari, isang estudyanteng pinahinto during her speech. Sabi, she...

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Bianca Gonzalez on Church Manners

If you go to church to check on people's church manners, mag lady guard ka! #NoIDNoEntry

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Bayota Moment: Vaness Wu

May gatas pa sa labi... Penge naman!\Pamigay utong pero isa lang!Oooohhh... Lalaaaaaah! Ampotah itinaas pa... May gustong patunayan!LOWER!!!Ligo na ba tayo?Oh Syet! Nakuha ako sa tingin!BAKLA BA AKO?!?

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WANTED: LOVE LIFE AND HAPPY LIFE

Nakakapagod nang mag-isa.Nakakamiss yung paggising mo o bago matulog may text kang matatanggap.Oh syet! Wala akong lovelyf! Puro Sex Life lang. Matagal na rin akong bakante. Destiny ba ito o karma?I...

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HINDI TULA: Pretty N Shoes

I am strong.Hindi ako madaling maapektuhan ng chismis.Wala akong pakialam sa iniisip ng iba.Eh, ano kung galit ka?I am invincible.Kahit anung bagyo pa, kaya ko!Ngingitian ko lang lahat ng panlalait.I...

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BUWISet

Sino ang hindi napipikon sa TAX?Sino ang natutuwa tuwing involved ang pagmumukha ng babaeng ito?Oh well, the more bashers she has, the more na she's doing her job (daw). Pero nakakainis lang talaga. No...

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My Top 10 Most Hated Faces of 2015 (...and for life!)

10.BUTCH FRANCISCOKung ayaw niyang umaming bading, OK Fine! Hindi raw siya aamin habang hindi umaamin si Kuya Germs na ayaw umamin habang hindi umaamin si Roderick Paulate na aamin lang kung aamin si...

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Nasaan ang Hustisya Edition: Panget VS Pogi

'Pag pogi ang hindi magaling - trainable.'Pag panget, hopeless agad! Walang 2nd chance!'Pag pogi ang nakabuntis, dapat panagutan!'Pag panget ang nakabuntis, i-blotter sa barangay!'Pag pogi ang...

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Famewhores

Musta mga ka-iskwaters???Oh my gulay! Parang kahapon lang pero more than 2 months na pala akong absent sa blogging world.Ang sakit-sakit na 'yung dating mahal na mahal kong gawin ay kinakatamaran ko...

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Abusada De Puta

Disclaimer: Excuse me. Ito ay ala-open letter para sa isang nilalang na mas may gamit pa kung naging halaman na lang!Hindi kakambal ng age ang wisdom. Isa 'yan sa mga napatunayan mo.Tumatanda kang...

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My Senators (so far...)

As early as now, dapat more more ready na tayo sa 2016 election. Wapakelz naman ako kung sino iboboto mo pero sana hindi naman based on gut feel. Aralin mabuti. Dapat may mga bagito para fresh! Okay...

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Ayoko nang ganito pero bakit ginagawa ko?

Nasasaktan ako ‘pag nasasaktan ka. Mas doble kasi alam kong ako ang dahilan kung bakit ka umiiyak. Gusto kong putulin dila ko. Nasaktan kita sa mga sinabi ko. Mas masakit pa sa mura. Nasaktan kita,...

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Bakit Hindi Na Dapat Ipagdiwang and Valentine's?

Aksaya sa OrasKung talagang nagmamahalan, pwede namang iparamdam oras-oras o minu-minuto. Anung kalokohan ang meron sa February 14? National pabebe day lang 'to sa mga couple's na nagpapanggap na mahal...

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I just miss Kris Aquino... That's why!

If people are annoyed with my Taglish way of speaking,I will just ask them to make listen to the point I'm making.If people will get mad at me 'coz they think I'm pa-artsy,I will just try not to be so...

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